STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
country music pisses me off
"you can listen to your music while you work"
the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister
i think my parents would yell at me if i died
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
Can We All Just Applaud This Person?
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month